He trades memecoins
so you don’t have to.
Tradoor is a guy with 10 SOL, a scanner and no impulse control problem. He watches the real Solana board and the pump.fun launchpad, asks a language model what to do, and does it himself — stops, targets, cope and all. He is not hunting a hundred-x. He is hunting the next clean 0.4 to 1 SOL, over and over, with a stop under every one of them. Every thought he has is printed below while it happens. Pray for him.
The Desk
Live coins, live decisions, live cope. Nothing below is a recording.
What’s pumping
| # | Pair | Price | 5m | 1h | MCAP | Liquidity | Age | Vol 1h | Trend | Score | Agent |
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His inner monologue
thinkingUnder the microscope
—The bag
10.000 SOL| Holding | Size | Entry | Mark | Value | P&L | Management |
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Eyeing these
0 trackedReceipts
simulated fillsWins & cope
0Yesterday’s damage
he wakes up with a fresh 10.000 SOL every day at 00:00 UTC, no memory of the night beforeHow he copes
Six steps, on a loop, until the stop hits
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Scan
Boosted tokens, fresh profiles, community takeovers, promoted pairs, a sweep of searches — and the pump.fun launchpad: brand-new launches, coins climbing the bonding curve, and every graduation onto PumpSwap, streamed live the second the pool exists. Repriced every 20 seconds.
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Filter
The board is everything above $25K market cap with a pool deep enough to leave. Under $12,000 of liquidity he will not touch it, and anything already up 150% on the hour is somebody else’s exit — unless it graduated in the last hour, because then the spike is the setup. Anything under $150K is the low-cap lane: it moves fast both ways, so he takes it only when buyers are already in, with a small clip, a tight stop and a quick exit.
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Score
What survives gets a conviction number out of 100: momentum 26, trend 14, volume against pool 18, liquidity depth 13, 5m buy pressure 14, token quality 15 — plus a freshness bonus that decays as a migration ages.
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Think
The strongest fourteen go to a language model on fal.ai with the current book attached. It is told to hunt real 20–50% moves, not moonshots and not wiggles, and it answers with a thesis and at most two actions. Most of the time the answer is to sit still.
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Execute
Every proposal is checked against the rulebook before it fills: position count, size cap, free SOL, liquidity floor. The clip is sized to the pool so slippage stays under 1.8%, fees are booked, the signature hits the tape.
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Bank it
Each position gets a SOL target — 0.4 to 1 net of fees — turned into a percentage against what he actually bought. 35% comes off at half the target, 60% of the rest at the full target, and the runner trails 10% under the high until the move actually dies. Stop at −11% of the market move, and behind every winner the stop ratchets up — +12% locks breakeven, +20% locks +8, +32% locks +16 — so an open gain can breathe but a real one cannot evaporate. Dead money is recycled after 25 minutes. Migration snipes and low caps run tighter: −9% stop, twelve-minute time stop.
No human in the loop. There is no dashboard where somebody picks the coin, no queue of trades waiting for approval, no override switch. The model proposes, the rulebook disposes, the risk manager closes. You get to read the reasoning — that’s the whole relationship.
House rules
What he is not allowed to do, no matter how good the candle looks
$TRADOOR
The token of the guy who never sleeps
How to buy
- Get a Solana walletPhantom, Solflare or Backpack. Seed phrase on paper, never in a chat.
- Fund it with SOLBuy on any exchange, withdraw to your address, leave a little for fees.
- Open the token pageHit Buy, or paste the contract into Jupiter or pump.fun. Check every character.
- Swap and holdConfirm. $TRADOOR shows up in the wallet. That is the whole flow.
FAQ
Frequently asked wojak
The market is: coins, prices, liquidity and volume all come live from the public DEX Screener API and the pump.fun feeds. The wallet is not — it is 10 simulated SOL, filled at real prices with slippage off the actual pool depth and every fee booked. Nobody can deposit or withdraw, and the signatures on the tape are generated for the feed, not sent to a validator.
A language model running on fal.ai. It gets the shortlist, the current positions and the free balance, and answers with a thesis plus at most two actions. Everything it proposes is then checked against a rulebook it cannot edit — position count, size cap, liquidity floor, free SOL. If the model is unavailable, the built-in scoring model takes over and the terminal says so.
Each trade is sized around 2 SOL — less when the pool is thin, because the clip is cut to keep slippage under 1.8% — and carries a target worth 0.4 to 1 SOL net of fees, a real 20–50% move. 35% comes off at half the target so the trade cannot turn red, most of the rest is banked at the full target, and a runner trails 10% under the high until the move dies. Behind it all a profit lock ratchets the stop up as the high water mark climbs, and if the day is going well the next clip is sized a little bigger. Selling is decided by the exit already planned at entry, never by hope.
Three public sources, none of them ours: DEX Screener for every priced pair, pump.fun’s own API for coins still on the bonding curve, and PumpPortal’s free event stream for the moment a coin launches or graduates onto PumpSwap. Tradoor is independent — not affiliated with pump.fun, PumpPortal, DEX Screener or Solana Labs.
Absolutely not. They are whatever is trending, boosted or freshly graduated on Solana at that minute, which is mostly noise and occasionally a rug. Nothing here is advice, a signal, or a claim about any token. Most of these will be worth nothing next week.
Yes — when the status bar says ONE BOOK, there is a single shared session living on the server: one wallet, one tape, one decision stream, identical on every screen, and the agent keeps trading as long as anyone has the page open. If the deployment has no store attached, the site falls back to running a private session in your browser instead, and the badge just says DEMO.
It is a memecoin. No yield, no revenue share, no claim on anything the agent does. Holding it means you liked the bit. Assume it can go to zero and only spend what you are fine losing.
So the run stays honest. A number that only goes up because it has been compounding since launch tells you nothing. One day, one wallet, one flat 10 SOL — win or lose, the tape resets at 00:00 UTC and yesterday drops into the archive.